This Is So Not Happening Quotes

“What would you do if it were me?' she asked, her voice practically a whisper. 'Do you think you'd feel different about it?'
My breath caught in my throat. *I'd marry you* was the first thought that popped into my mind. And it was true, I realized suddenly. I would marry her. I would take care of her. I would do whatever to protect her.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“I know I suck," I whispered, looking her in the eye, feeling desperate. "I know I don't deserve you. Just don't leave me. Please? I'll be better, okay? Just don't leave me.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“But tonight was the night. Chloe and Jake were finally going to tell their parents. Tomorrow, I could be planning my boyfriend's funeral.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“I think my water just broke.'
I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“My voice sounded throaty and my chest was warm with hope. Because I'd meant it. I'd do anything for her.”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening

“I mean, they're not actually going to murder you. Right?”
― Kieran Scott, This Is So Not Happening