Dogs Don't Tell Jokes Quotes

“especially”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes: A Play by Louis Sachar

“THE BOY WHO ATE FIRE
by
Gary W. Boone Once upon a time there was a boy who ate fire. He died.”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

“Because he didn’t want to be a party pooper.”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

“Last year at the end of sixth grade, Gary was voted Class Clown. He took it as a great compliment. He wanted to be a stand-up comic when he grew up. “Or a sit-down comic,” he would sometimes say, “if my legs get tired.”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

“You’re an idiot, Goon, you know that?” Paul Wattenburg said to him one morning. “No, as a matter of fact I didn’t,” Goon said, then laughed. He called himself Goon too. On the first day of school, his math teacher, Miss Langley, asked him his name and he said, “Goon.” “I beg your pardon,” said Miss Langley. “See, my name’s Gary Boone,” Gary”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

“was the smile on the face of Gary Boone. He was in the seventh grade at Floyd Hicks”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

“smile”
― Louis Sachar, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes