Dating & Dismemberment Quotes

“Jarko smiled. “C’est une belle nuit pour le chaos.” “I heard a chaos in there,” she said. “What did you say?” “I said it’s a beautiful night for chaos.”
― A.L. Brody, Dating & Dismemberment: A Monster RomCom

“Are you getting enough fiber, then? Are you regular?"

"Am I what?"

"Never mind," Dolores sighed. "It's the pockets. Ever since you sewed pockets onto your tunic, you've been different.”
― A.L. Brody, Dating & Dismemberment