Adventures in Funeral Crashing Quotes

“By the way, I’d take kissing Ethan over a Wired peanut butter banana milk shake anytime.”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“I knew nothing would ever come of it, that’s why it’s called a crush. They’re totally one sided and they just crush your heart into oblivion.”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“You need to throw yourself into the funeral, but not too much. After all, the goal is to crash the funeral without getting caught. One of the main things to do is to solemnly walk up to the casket and view the body. If one was a good actor, managing a tear is perfect. If not, looking sad is definitely enough. Don’t smile. And, you don’t want to wait and stare into the casket too long either. This makes any anxious family members think you’re having some kind of a breakdown and they may get the urge to come over and hug you. If that happens, you better have a great story ready. A casual friend doesn’t break down at a funeral and posing as someone’s”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“You never knew where life would take you or when it would be taken away from you.”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“She's All That,”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“a crush. They’re totally one sided and they just crush your heart into oblivion.”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing

“I hoped he wasn’t dating her. He deserved better. Like me, I wanted to add, but come on, that’s still just wishful thinking on my part.”
― Milda Harris, Adventures in Funeral Crashing