Resurrection Quotes

“Abraham learned to keep his enemies close and their corpses even closer.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I’m not big on guilt or regret. They only limit your options when the chips are down,”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I will peel the flesh from your bones and carve you apart, piece by bloody piece. Your death will last an eternity.” I thought his speech would too.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I’m going to put my foot so far up your ass you’ll be able to taste my knee.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I’m at peace with my faults.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Do you really want to risk the fate of the world on my relationship with a woman?”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“You can’t muck about with reanimating corpses and wear a white hat. People had to die so the dead could live.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I couldn’t help but feel for the guy. He’d realized his dreams only to find they were made of shit and tears.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Once again I was glad I hadn’t shit myself, my nose way too close to my ass as I shifted; although it did give me ideas for later. Don’t act like it’s above you.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“My life flashed before my eyes as I realized I was doomed. In brilliant colors, everything that ever meant anything to me ran across the screen of my mind. Not surprisingly, all I saw were boobs. Life had been good.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Raised in Hell, I’d seen a lot of things people would call cruel, but regardless of the stories you’ve been told about demons and devils, humanity is by far the most vicious and brutal, the most uncaring, of all of God’s creations.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“There is nothing more brain-sapping than a stakeout. Sitting around, picking your nose while you wait for something, anything, to break the monotony.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“If we’re going to find them, we’re going to have to do this the old fashioned way.” “Stumbling blindly and getting lucky?”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Trouble would find me when it was good and ready. Until it did, I was gonna have a beer.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“Magic didn’t make people smarter.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“I could barely breathe, but there was nothing I could do about it. The alternative was never breathing again. I couldn’t let that happen. Do you know how embarrassing a killed by a zombie epitaph would be?”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“The temperature in the room rose by twenty degrees as the front line of undead exploded into ash. Black clouds filled the air, biting at my lungs. It was like sitting in a sauna that was built inside an ashtray—the perfect stop smoking ad.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“a wafting wave of vile nastiness struck me full on, invading my eyes, nose, and mouth like a Mongol horde.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“The gun useless, as shooting a zombie in the foot is as effective as asking a politician to do what’s best for his district, I dropped it to free my hand.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“In my experience, there’s only one thing that can smell that bad and still be up walking, despite what you may think about some of the homeless you’ve encountered. Zombies.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection

“There is no wound whose pain cannot be salved by the soft touch of a beautiful woman.”
― Tim Marquitz, Resurrection