The Fourth Stall Part II Quotes

“Be careful what you wish for because for every wish there’s a demented magical unicorn out there looking to impale someone right in their face.”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty

“theater is for sissies,”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty

“my mom and those weird ladies she hung out with who wore tracksuits all the time and sat around the kitchen talking about calories and exercises while eating all of the double chocolate chip cookies they’d just baked.”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty

“I could just see Mr. Fields at the dinner table with his family. He’d blow his shrill whistle and then scream, “Pass me the peas!” Then as his wife’s shaking hands passed the bowl of peas, he’d blow his whistle again and scream, “Hustle, hustle, hustle!” and cause her to drop the bowl. Then he’d get really mad and shout, “Okay, no slacking allowed here! Drop and give me fifteen push-ups, Mrs. Fields!”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty

“It ain’t over until somebody gets eaten alive by a swarm of flying lamp shades.”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty

“Even my grandma could get this one, and she thinks that baseball is some sort of satanic ritual invented in 1812 by Communist kangaroos to help an alien tribe of sea creatures called Trout Mask Replicas build the ancient pyramids.” I”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II: A Gripping Middle Grade Mystery for Kids (Ages 8-12) About Crime, Secrets, and Loyalty