The Invisible Tower Quotes

“He had an invisible sword. Really?
He walked through the lobby, got into a full elevator, and no one stared. He passed a cleaning lady in the hallway outside his room, and all she said was,"Hello there."
He had an invisible sword. Really.”
― Nils Johnson-Shelton, The Invisible Tower

“He was a very tall, very thin creature that could only be described as a wood elf. His long, ponytailed hair was every color of autumn leaves; his skin was the hue of fresh-cut pine boards; and his eyes were the vibrant color of fresh spring foliage. He also wore blue jeans and brown loafers and a ragged t-shirt that read, "Choose your Weapon!" under which sat a line of Dungeons and Dragons dice of various shapes and denominations.
Kay could barely believe it. For one, where did he get that shirt? These Otherworld people LIVED Dungeons and Dragons--they played it too? For a second Kay thought she might be looking at the most ironic t-shirt and t-shirt wearer combination ever.”
― Nils Johnson-Shelton, The Invisible Tower

“Otherworld trouble.” They came to a stop. “Here’s Ellsworth. Right again.” “Roger that. What kind of stuff you seeing over there?” “Dragons, huge pigs, an elf, saber-toothed tigers, knights, a dude with the body of a man and the head of a wolf, that kind of thing.”
― Nils Johnson-Shelton, The Invisible Tower

“which on top of everything else (knowing a wizard, being a genetically engineered king, owning the coolest sword ever) was also a new feeling.”
― Nils Johnson-Shelton, The Invisible Tower