Greatshadow Quotes

“I'm not shooting for happy. I'm aiming for comfortable and fat.”
― James Maxey, Greatshadow

“...I could now look down at ghostly fingers, wraith-like toes, and a phantom wang.”
― James Maxey, Greatshadow

“Infidel leaned over and picked up the Gloryhammer. She slung it over her shoulder. “This is mine now.” “Really?” asked Zetetic. “What gives you a claim to it?” “The fact that I’ll flatten anyone who tries to take it from me.” “I find your reasoning quite persuasive,” said Zetetic. Infidel’s”
― James Maxey, Greatshadow

“Excellent. It looks like we’ve got it all worked out for me to join a group of men sworn to kill me so we can face off with a dragon that melts stone with his breath.” She grinned. “And Stagger used to complain that I never planned ahead.”
― James Maxey, Greatshadow