The Cornerstone Quotes

“The second she touched it, the blue screen of death appeared, along with that dissonant gank noise Windows makes when it decides the stress of existence has become too much and commits electronic suicide.”
― Nick Spalding, The Cornerstone

“I'm standing on a gigantic book, floating in space...I will never need to take drugs in my entire life!”
― Nick Spalding, The Cornerstone

“You might discuss important philosophical topics, such as the nature of existence- or what a bunch of lying toe rags politicians are.”
― Nick Spalding, The Cornerstone

“Nuggie! Down!’ Charlie shouted and Nugget just about confined his excitement to finger licking and running between legs.”
― Nick Spalding, The Cornerstone