You Never Forget Your Worst Quotes

“Whoosh. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the sound of my panties incinerating.”
― Millie Perez, You Never Forget Your Worst: And He’s The Best I’ve Never Had

“I may be suspended, but I can still put you in handcuffs,” he says so low I’m the only one who can hear him.”
― Millie Perez, You Never Forget Your Worst: And He’s The Best I’ve Never Had

“I’m thinking about climbing him like a tree. Crap, focus girl.”
― Millie Perez, You Never Forget Your Worst: And He’s The Best I’ve Never Had

“What is in the water here? And can I drink it without being chained to a toilet?”
― Millie Perez, You Never Forget Your Worst: And He’s The Best I’ve Never Had