Wanted Quotes

“Damn.” Phineas turned the Big Boy off, then noticed he’d left the box on the bed. Damn, had Zoltan seen it? He stuffed the phallus back into the box, but must have jammed too hard, for it started wiggling again.
“Stop it.” He punched a button, but it merely increased its speed, the tip spiraling in wild circles.
Damn! He watched in horror. It was like a whirlybird on steroids! How could a man compete with that? He ripped the balls off it and emptied out the batteries. “Die, you freakin’ dildo, die!”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“Jack zoomed into the clearing at vampire speed. His eyes widened at the sight of Phineas and Brynley hovering twelve feet in the air. “I heard a gunshot. Are you all right?”
“Dagnabbit! Another alien!” Digger bellowed.
“Where?” Jack glanced behind him, then gasped when Digger shifted back into a bear and charged. He levitated, too. “Merda! Now I see why you’re floating.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“I see.” The nurse nodded. “How can I help you?”
“I’m Inspector Mc—” Phineas halted, obviously having second thoughts about using his real name.
“Man-boob,” Brynley finished for him.
He stiffened.
“What can I do for you, Inspector McMan-boob?” the nurse asked.
He gritted his teeth. “It’s muscle.”
“Inspector Muscle?” the nurse asked.
“Yes. Exactly.” He gave Brynley a triumphant look. “And this is my assistant, Nurse—”
“Doctor,” Brynley corrected him.
“Doctor . . .” He glanced down at her chest. “A-cup.”
“B-cup!”
He arched a brow. “You’ll have to prove it.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“Digger motioned to Zoltan. “What about that one? He has funny eyes. Could be an alien.”
“He’s Zoltan, a vampire like me,” Phineas explained.
“Are you sure? Zoltan sounds like an alien planet.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“Why are you willing to protect me?”
Because no matter how much she fussed and snarled, it was music to his ears. When he breathed in her scent, he was in heaven. And when he gazed into her sky-blue eyes, an eternity wasn’t long enough.
But he couldn’t tell her that, so he shrugged. “I don’t like people to be unhappy.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“Someday her prince would come. And he’d be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“What the hell are you stopping for, asshole?” Freemont hollered at the car in front of them. “People usually stop for red lights. You should try it sometime.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“You have to let her know you’re in charge!”
“I thought I was!” Typical female. The mare had only let him THINK he was in charge.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“She was a freaking princess.
And he was a poor Vamp from the Bronx. If he laid a finger on her, she’d probably bite it off. Hell, she’d chew all ten of his digits down to mere stubs, and then her father would sic a pack of werewolves on him to rip apart the rest of this body.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive

“Freemont grimaced. “If I was a vampire, I’d miss fried chicken. And waffles.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Wanted: Undead or Alive