Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips Quotes

“07/15/86  Calvin and Hobbes decide to go fishing.  Fishing is one sport Calvin really likes.  Calvin is on the end of the fishing line, held up by Hobbes' pole.  Calvin has a bat in his hand and is trying to hit the fish.  Hobbes says he understands since it's so contemplative. 1,113; 3,121”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“05/03/87  Calvin ties himself up and Hobbes takes off running.  Calvin is trying to fly like a kite.  He crashes to the ground.  Calvin thinks they need a bit more wind.  Again he tries.  Again he crashes.  Hobbes suggests Calvin might be too heavy.  Calvin wonders what he can do to make himself lighter.  Mom answers a phone call from Mrs. Carroll.  There is a naked kid tied to a stuffed tiger is running through her yard.”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“06/11/92  Calvin calls the library with a disguised voice.  He is looking for vulgar synonyms for body functions.  They hang up on him.  Calvin tells Hobbes librarians are a sharp bunch.”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“it's easy to draw Calvin.  You just make a big mouth and add some hair.”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“05/13/92  Calvin answers the phone by saying they can't come to the phone.  He says to leave a message at the click.  He hangs up the phone.  CLICK!  12,76”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“Hobbes tells Calvin that he's heard girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, while boys are made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.  Calvin asks what tigers are made of.  Hobbes tells him dragonflies, katydids, but mostly chewed-up little kids.  Calvin doesn't think that's very funny.”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

“12/18/89  Calvin asks Hobbes if he'll help him write a book.  Calvin says this book will be like historical fiction.  He's writing a fictional autobiography.  He tells Hobbes it's the story of his life with a lot of parts completely made up.  Hobbes asks why he'd want to make up his whole life.  Calvin replies that in his book, he has a flame thrower.”
― Steve Kurtz, Finding Your Favorite Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips