Sex Zombies Quotes

“How long have you known her?” “Two days.” “Two days? I saw the kiss you two shared. That didn’t look like the way you kiss someone after only knowing them for two days.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Good. Your girl just wants to be with you. Not in a back seat, or in a closet, or in chairs, but lying beside you in a bed, being held in your arms. Whatever we want to happen after that will happen, but I want to fall asleep with you, and wake up next to you. After all we’ve been through, I need that.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I thought you were a virgin?” “Let’s just say I’ve been rethinking that decision over the last twenty-four hours.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“People die all the time. Hell, statistics show that a hundred people are killed every day on our highways. Where’s your concern for them?” “Those are accidents. This is murder.” “Dead is dead.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I’m in the Army. That’s what we do – we blow shit up and kill people.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“And I love you. I wanted to say that to you earlier, but I thought we had more time.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I want you to know…” She almost broke down again, but managed to continue, “even though I’ve only known you a day, I love you.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I loved doing that for you,”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Are you with me then?” “Always.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Are we allowed to shoot any of them?” “Sarge said no, unless our lives are in danger.” “Any of those freaks come near me, I’m going to consider my life in danger and waste their ass.” “Burke, just calm down. We’re not shooting anyone.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“This is fucked up.” “It is that, my friend, it is that.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Within minutes the sanctuary became one huge orgy of lust, with all rational thought gone.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“You’re a man of God!” “That’s right,” replied the Father, “I am. But I’ve never been a real man. A real man wouldn’t have refused what Missy was offering.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Lust,” the pastor continued, “is not a sin. After all, God gave us these desires, and how could anything He gave to us be a sin?”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I was looking forward to sleeping next to you. So if I did have a nightmare, you could hold me.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I like you out of control. You’re very sexy.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“She’s the last one I would expect to be flashing her peaches around.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“It’s what we guys do.” “Checking out mothers?” “Checking out women.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Supposedly, if you want to know what you’re going to be having sex with in twenty years, look at your girlfriend’s mother.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“And I don’t have to remind you boys to be gentlemen, do I?”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I don’t feel like a hero.” “You’re my hero.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Says there might be an epidemic or something. Epidemic of what? Stupidity?”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I can’t believe we’re making jokes when we have sex zombies walking around.” “Sex zombies?” Billy asked. “Yeah. What would you call them?” Billy thought about it. “Sex zombies it is.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“You really are a fucked up human, you know that?”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Getting itchy’ was her expression for being horny.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“I may be a virgin, but I’m not a saint.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“Smitten? So you think I should woo her?” “If woo means getting her naked in your backseat, then yeah, you should definitely woo her. Woo her more than once.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“You mean you went further in a theater?” “Hell yeah. Amber loves to give me blowjobs during the movie.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies

“This is why it’s hard to talk to you. Every conversation devolves into this senseless sexual babble.”
― S. Wolf, Sex Zombies