Life As I Blow It Quotes

“My family likes to make fun of me, indicating that being able to cook is part of what makes a woman a woman. I disagree. Getting my period makes me a woman. Cooking just makes me bored.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“I’m thirty-six years old, but I don’t feel like it. Some days I feel like I’m twenty-one, some days I feel like I’m pushing sixty.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“I loved someone so much that I broke up with him because I didn't want to get hurt. Then when he proved he loved me back, I broke up with him again. I'm a fucking mess, but so are you. Most of us are.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“The words "how are you?" can pack a mean punch.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“I'm somewhere in the middle. I want both. Or I want it all. Or I only want part of both. I don't know. I just know that you don't always end up happy with what you thought would make you happy. You've probably been there a time or two yourself. You can't always get what you want.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“I felt kind of bad that I was eight years old and in love while my thirty-three-year-old mom was struggling to want to go on a second date.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“I’m a fucking mess, but so are you. Most of us are. I don’t just mean women. Men are a mess, too. We’re all in this together.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“when sex is bad, it’s bad. There’s no changing it; you have to pick up your underwear and move on.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order