Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader Quotes

“We have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors 1,000% returns within only a five-year period. We have all the pieces in place; the only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from other teleportation scientists.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader

“You can eat ’em, but only once: More than 2,000 plant species contain cyanide.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader

“a dynamic that allowed bad performers to remain bad: The less-talented are convinced they’re above average, so they tend to rest on their non-existent laurels instead of working toward a higher level of competence.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader

“those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader

“I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader