Whack A Mole Quotes

“Will you stand up for us? Will you be our best man?

I smile back.

Sure. Absolutely.

I say it with great gusto even though I know it will be an extremely tough act to pull off. Practically impossible.

It's hard for anybody to be the so-called best man when John Ceepak is already standing there.

But I'll give it a shot.”
― Chris Grabenstein, Whack A Mole

“We all make mistakes. That's why your pencil has an eraser. - John Ceepak”
― Chris Grabenstein, Whack A Mole

“This is so cool: Ceepak's going to tin the entire dining room.

Ladies? Gentlemen? May I have your attention please? I am Officer John Ceepak of the Sea Haven Police Department...Because of an ongoing police investigation, your waitress will be temporarily unavailable to serve you. If you require anything, kindly wait until Ms. Lapczyinski returns to the floor in approximately five minutes. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your dinners.”
― Chris Grabenstein, Whack A Mole

“W.W.C.D?
What would Ceepak do?”
― Chris Grabenstein, Whack A Mole