Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas Quotes

“Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a bit.”
― C.L. Bevill, Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas

“repeated. “I was only turning to take a look at Steve again. And don’t you talk like that to a lady—” Big Joe shoved Bubba’s face into the grass, and Willodean snapped something else. Big Joe pressed down on Bubba’s back”
― C.L. Bevill, Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas

“TMDI?” Bubba repeated. “Too much damn information,”
― C.L. Bevill, Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas

“Ma’am,” he said solemnly to Miz Demetrice, “you shine as luminously as the lone star that warms our daily hearths and brightens our heavenly bodies.”
― C.L. Bevill, Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas

“Zamarrippa,”
― C.L. Bevill, Bubba and the 12 Deadly Days of Christmas