The End of Days Quotes

“Except now there were the prints of a pair of size ten and a half shoes striding across the road and through the back entrance into the Foreign and Commonwealth office across the street... Nothing perfect ever lasts, thought Barney Thomson. And somewhere he could hear the strains of chestnuts roasting on a stupid, toxic open fire.”
― Douglas Lindsay, The End Of Days

“Then, in one beautifully choreographed movement, he drew the sword from inside his long coat, swished it through the air with the flourish of Aragorn, and sliced off the head of the honourable member for some part of Lanarkshire. Bloody spurted and the decapitated head lopped onto the bed, bounced once and fell heavily on the floor. Utterson had stopped the movement of the sword before it had also taken out the secretary, who was now in the uncomfortable position of having sex with the wrong kind of stiff.”
― Douglas Lindsay, The End Of Days

“Who could possibly want to see the British government in turmoil? Apart from all those other countries in the world, sick to the teeth of Britain sticking their nose into other peoples' business and acting like a world leader, when the only things that Britain”
― Douglas Lindsay, The End Of Days

“there's not one of them who doesn't approve of a man getting his tackle out and rodgering as many women as possible.”
― Douglas Lindsay, The End Of Days