Love Handles Quotes

“They’re just treats. Like Cookie Monster says, ‘Cookies are a sometimes food.’ Sometimes doesn’t mean never.” “You’re quoting Cookie Monster?” Bev stared at him. “Somebody has to.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“He was barefoot. Wearing an apron. In her kitchen. It’s true what they said about porn: you know it when you see it.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“You look healthy, but who knows—you might get hit by a bus.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“The desk phone trilled. The receptionist let out a loud sigh, set down her cell, and realigned her headset. “Fite Fitness, this is Carrie.” “Hi Carrie, this is Beverly Lewis, right next to you. I’m here to see Richard, the CFO.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“To Gail, unconditional love was just lazy. To criticize was to care.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“Like Cookie Monster says, ‘Cookies are a sometimes food.’ Sometimes doesn’t mean never.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles

“But now I’ve decided I can do all the loving for a while. Until you catch up.”
― Gretchen Galway, Love Handles