Kitty Cat Kill Sat Quotes

“It’s nice to have someone who cares if you live or not. It makes me feel odd. Like lying in a sunbeam, but on the inside.”
― Argus ., Kitty Cat Kill Sat: A Feline Space Adventure

“lemme tell you: it’s kind of hard to predict orbital feline interdiction.”
― Argus ., Kitty Cat Kill Sat: A Feline Space Adventure

“Somewhere about two hundred kilometers away, a pirate ship that refused to participate in the diplomatic process begins to participate in the entropic process. I congratulate him on the good shot and learn in that moment that he was under the impression this was a training exercise in the sense that it was a simulation. Thirty percent of one awkward conversation later, I am mercifully called away by another alarm.”
― Argus ., Kitty Cat Kill Sat: A Feline Space Adventure

“It is really hard to get the Ay-era tech to build stuff that isn’t streamlined and necessary. But the Real American stuff? That’ll slap whatever extra nonsense you want onto a design, no complaints. It won’t work half the time, but it’ll do it! And fall apart in three months! But I can do a rebuild later.”
― Argus ., Kitty Cat Kill Sat: A Feline Space Adventure

“What’s facing it, firing-arc-wise? I’ve lost engine control, so I can’t rotate us.” “Railguns fourteen, sixteen, twenty through twenty-six, and thirty. One bombardment cannon that I do not think would have the accuracy you are looking for. The singularity shotgun, a plague dropper, five different pain inducers. Two missile tubes, four particle beams, one inferno lance, a magnetic flux projector, an x-ray array that you have marked as ‘no,’ the third and fifth segments of the pulse field generator, and the point defense flak cannon that you have named Larry.”
― Argus, Kitty Cat Kill Sat: A Feline Space Adventure