It Was Over When Quotes

“TEARS OF A CLOWN My boyfriend said, “I think clown makeup is really sexy.” Shortly thereafter, he whispered in my ear, “Seriously, babe, it’s a major turn-on.” He wasn’t joking. —Chelsea”
― Robert K. Elder, It Was Over When: Tales of Romantic Dead Ends

“FIRST DIP, THIRD NIP We went out on the lake and, after his first dip in the water, I noticed the mole on his chest had reacted to the cold. Triple nipple is a deal breaker. —Jillian”
― Robert K. Elder, It Was Over When: Tales of Romantic Dead Ends