Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants Quotes

“I nodded. “I have to admit, though, that it’s sure nice to have my job back.”
“You never lost it,” Monk said. “It’s yours for life.”
“That long?” I said.
“Whether you like it or not,” Monk answered me.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants

“Mr. Monk" I said "People have been sanctifying themselves with holy water for thousands of years" . "That explains the black death, among other things" Monk said "Wipe, Wipe, Wipe”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants

“Mr. Monk, Please" I whispered. "We're in a church". "We're in hot zone for disease" Mr Monk Said "Someone's got to save these people”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants

“If you really want to purify people, dispense hand sanitizer”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants

“The mission was founded in 1776 to proselytize the Indians, 5000 of whom succumbed to a measles epidemic brought by the same people who came to save them from their heathen ways.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and The Two Assistants