Born to Bleed Quotes

“Do you know what a two-headed camel fucking a rocking chair looks like? I do. It looks like the shitty abstract painting that hangs over my therapist's desk.”
― Ryan C. Thomas, Born to Bleed

“The car bounced up and down along the dusty ground like the tits of a jumping, braless fat lady.”
― Ryan C. Thomas, Born To Bleed

“Well I’ll be a two-headed camel in Ikea.”
― Ryan C. Thomas, Born To Bleed

“And the alcohol makes me not care that I’m painting stuff that would make even Bob Ross groan, were he still alive.”
― Ryan C. Thomas, Born To Bleed