Make the Yuletide Gay Quotes

“Rudy draws his knees up and wraps his hands around his legs, laughing shakily against his thighs. This is not how he planned this, ever, but he can't stop the words bubbling up his throat. "Not gay? Dad, I'm a total nutcracker."

Mr Kringle takes a sharp breath as he looks down at Rudy. "What are you saying?"

He stands up. "That I am gayer than a rainbow Christmas tree. I'm gayer than a sugarplum fairy. Hell, I am a sugarplum fairy.”
― aggybird, Make the Yuletide Gay