Just Add Water Quotes

“Hetta, we are women. Being stupid about men is our job. If we weren’t stupid, we wouldn’t have anything to do with them.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“As Christopher Reeve once said, so many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“Miz Hetta? Inquiring minds wanna know.” “You really want”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“I have a feeling you need a good, old fashioned, whine and jeeze party. Now, tell me everything.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dryrot. I would rather be a superb meteor every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of a man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just Add Water

“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.—Buddha”
― Jinx Schwartz, Just The Pits