Sad Monsters Quotes

“...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!”
― Frank Lesser, Sad Monsters: Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside

“Sometimes a wooden stake is just a wooden stake. - Vampire Sigmund Freud”
― Frank Lesser, Sad Monsters: Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside