Babe on Board Quotes

“I didn’t like doctors. They always wanted to take something from you, like blood or a kidney, or stick something in you, like a probe or a needle. As”
― J.A. Konrath, Babe On Board

“Why is birth control the woman’s responsibility?” she asked. “Why didn’t you wear a condom?” “Because everyone knows the birth control properties of condoms are an urban legend spread by feminists who don’t want men to ever be happy.” I walked over to my coat closet and pulled the door open. “Where the hell are you going?” Tangi demanded. “I’m looking for a coat hanger. I saw a video on YouTube how to fix this.” “I’m almost eight months pregnant, Harry.” “You’re right. What the hell was I thinking? I’ll need something bigger than a coat hanger.” I shut the closet door and turned back to face her. She was still pregnant. Damn.”
― J.A. Konrath, Babe On Board