Double Pucked Quotes

“I turn to the pretty voice and shut the fuck up because… She’s a vision.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Mmm. Last night, you smelled like strawberries. Now, you smell like us,” he rumbles, and my knees weaken, then I ache when he rasps out, “Smell her, Weston.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“But, in all fairness, I’m pretty sure being told to eat yummy food and go to bed early is, in fact, one of my pre-existing kinks. It’s a life kink, if you will.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Relationships suck. Romance is a lie. The human race is doomed. Case closed.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“You’re earhole reading instead of eyeball reading,”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“3 SEX MEAT”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Some girls dream of unicorns. Some dream of unicorn dick,”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Hockey is to them what books are to me—part of my soul.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“I spin around. Nacho is puking up panty parts like a priest is conducting a lingerie exorcism of his esophagus.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Chase whistles. “And I thought jerking off two dudes at once was your party trick.” A laugh bursts from me. “I guess I have two party tricks now.” “But keep the first one just between us,” Ryker says, without cracking a grin as he comes behind me, then slides a possessive hand up my back, curling it around my neck. Like he’s sending me a message. He doesn’t want any other men to share me.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Girl, you’re about to be screwed senseless by two men. You have more kinks than you ever knew.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Mmm. I just can’t decide how I’m going to eat you. If I’m going to spread you out on the bed and bury my face between your legs.” A drag of my scruff. “Or push you against the wall and get down on my knees.” A rub of my chin against her cheek. “Draping one leg over your shoulder,” Chase adds, getting into the seductive rhythm of the image I’m painting. “Or get on my back and tell you to sit on my face,” I muse with one more brush of my stubble against her.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Chase Weston is the golden guy center, all warm brown eyes and panty-melting smile, of the Sea Dogs. Ryker Samuels is the dark-haired, bearded, and broody-as-sin defenseman on the Avengers.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“With a wicked smile, I stuff them inside my bra and take off with everything that matters to me and the one thing that matters most to him.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“And bear in mind I’ve read about five thousand romance novels so I’ve heard pretty much all the excuses.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“So, what’ll it be, Miss Book Babe?” I blink, surprised. “Did you just give me a pet name?” Chase’s grin is all kinds of cocky. “You gave us nicknames. Only fair. And it seems fitting,” he says. “Was Miss Bookalicious taken, Weston?” Ryker asks his friend dryly.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Did I just discover I’m a thighs woman?”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“like it is what it is.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Aubrey’s says: Hey, cheating ex. Mine reads: How do you like your hockey tickets now?”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“Chase’s jaw drops. Ryker hisses. “How the fuck does that happen?” Chase asks. Um. I don’t know. I honestly have no idea. “Not sure.” Ryker breathes fire. “How does he live with himself?” “He should be ashamed,” Chase adds, then gestures to a nearby booth. “We need something strong for this kind of horror story.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“There’s stuff happening on the ice.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“I take a deep breath, let a few tears fall, then say fuck off to my feelings.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“And bear in mind I’ve read about five thousand romance novels so I’ve heard pretty much all the excuses. But by all means, you take the floor.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked

“I don’t dare disturb him during a hockey bout. Or match. Or whatever it is the guys on screen are doing with sticks and ice and stuff.”
― Lauren Blakely, Double Pucked