The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982 Quotes

“Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair."
"Like a what?"
"Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?"
"I've never been able to get one unfolded...”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know?”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“These are valentines for all the boys at school that I like... And this is a very special one for my sweet babboo."
"Does your sweet babboo know who he is?"
"Oh, yes, he knows who he is..."
"I do not!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982