Good Graces Quotes

“Can you see the fireworks from Heaven?”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“...[Joseph] and the Virgin Mary got turned away from the inn and had to go sleep in the manger. (Not with the manager, like Troo says.)”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“His mean justified his end.”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER

1. Make Father Mickey lose his black Irish temper.
2. Wear a turtleneck, take in a deep breath and get strangled.
3. Mary Lane takes the picture.
4. Practice getting away.
5. Sally puts the pedal to the metal.
6. Randa Rhonda Rendezvous”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“Since Troo was in her office at least once a week for doing one bad thing or another, Sister told me she's thinking of having the chair in the corner of her office engraved permanently with Troo's name. (If she bothered to look at the back, she could save a few bucks. Troo stole a penknife out of the Five and Dime last summer.)”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“Troo's a little in front of me bouncing a red rubber ball that she 'borrowed' from the playground shed. She's warming up to play that A my name is Annie and I come from Alabama with a carload of apples game. When she gets to the letter f, her name will be Fifi and she will come from where else but France. I refuse to repeat what she will have a carload of.”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces

“Troo hits the hay every night like a bale falling out of our old barn loft.”
― Lesley Kagen, Good Graces