The Misanthrope's Guide to Life Quotes

“The Misanthrope’s Prayer Lord, grant me the irritability to deal with those people I cannot avoid, the flight-reflex to avoid those people I can, and the impatience to get it all over with quickly.”
― Meghan Rowland, The Misanthrope's Guide to Life:

“Mostly a’s: You are an Avoidant Misanthrope. You are the patron saint of the locked door and turned-off phone. Like a big tit in a strapless bra, if there’s a way out, you’ll find it.”
― Meghan Rowland, The Misanthrope's Guide to Life:

“Conversation Topics to Clear a Room: Ethnic cleansing Restless Leg Syndrome John Kerry The polyamorous lifestyle “Does this look infected?” This chick you know who’s a Suicide Girl That one uncle …”
― Meghan Rowland, The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: