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You Have to Stop This
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“Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“Sometimes when we are at our lowest points, we make the greatest discoveries.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“Sometimes when we are at our lowest points, we make our greatest discoveries.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“Why did the ibis cross the Nile?” She nodded, shivering. He laughed, a deep, rumbling laugh. “To get to the other side, of course.” As”
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“Then they’re going to drag us out into the scorching sun of the Nevada desert, perform some kind of ancient Egyptian curse ritual, and leave us to die of dehydration while scorpions sting us until we hallucinate about being eaten alive by an army of red ants crawling in and out of our eyeballs.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“Not surprisingly, this limitation proved extremely frustrating for Max-Ernest, who was expert at jigsaw puzzles, and for Cass, whose nature demanded that she investigate any mystery put in front of her. As for Yo-Yoji, he didn’t like limits in general.”
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― You Have To Stop This
“We could spend that time carefully planning how to deal with Lord Pharaoh, knowing that it probably won't make any difference and we're going to be killed anyway. Or we could spend our last two hours on earth having fun. - Yo-Yoji”
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― You Have to Stop This
“Why did the ibis cross the Nile?" - Cass
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"To get to the other side, of course." - The mummy”
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"To get to the other side, of course." - The mummy”
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“Let me take a wild guess:
You have never broken the finger off a mummy.
(Don't feel bad about it; there's still time.)”
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You have never broken the finger off a mummy.
(Don't feel bad about it; there's still time.)”
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“ACTUALLY, THIS QUESTION IS NOT REALLY ON THE EXAM. BUT I’M VERY INTERESTED TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THE TOPIC.”
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“(HINT: ALTHOUGH CHEATING IS FROWNED UPON, IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO AWARD YOURSELF BONUS POINTS FOR PARTICULARLY GOOD ANSWERS.)”
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“(I will tell you this: I wasn’t the one who thought it was a good idea to rest a fragile Chinese antique on top of a box of Belgian chocolates. Enough said.)”
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“(Max-Ernest had a pretty good idea he was going to wind up being a writer instead, but he hadn’t fully accepted it yet.)”
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“(I will tell you this: I wasn’t the one who thought it was a good idea to rest a fragile Chinese antique on top of a box of Belgian chocolates.”
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― You Have to Stop This
“He stared at it as if he had caught a live grenade. It was the mummy’s finger.”
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― You Have to Stop This
