I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship Quotes

“It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.”
― Wade Rouse, I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship: Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists

“Life sometimes sends out previews - but It never reveals the Surprise Ending.”
― Wade Rouse, I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship: Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists

“Although it should be avoided, you can break promises to people if you have to—because you can explain circumstances and make reasonable justifications and compromises with people. Dogs take you at your word—that’s a lot to live up to—and I, for one, do not want to be the kind of person who reneges on a good-faith deal with a dog.”
― Wade Rouse, I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship: Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists