Dirty Martini Quotes

“Personally, I wouldn’t mind Alzheimer’s. You buy one magazine, and you’re entertained for the rest of your life.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“How old is this car?” McGlade asked. “It’s a model made before airbags, isn’t it?” “Just go limp at impact. It’s the same thing.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“wouldn’t mind Alzheimer’s. You buy one magazine, and you’re entertained for the rest of your life.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“It took a special talent to learn absolutely nothing about your job in that amount of time. I asked Sardina about it once, and her reply was jovial. “I like it here. It’s quiet. I can read magazines. Records is considered scut-work, a stepping-stone to other positions. If I did a good job, I’d be promoted out of here. So I don’t do a damn thing.” It made a warped kind of sense.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“The guy had issues. More than issues—he had a whole subscription.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“No way. I’m a guy. We can’t let chicks drive. It’s a form of castration.” “Well, pick up your balls. We’re leaving.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini

“I bent over to give my hair another shake, and glanced at my boots, along with the several dozen roaches climbing up them. Then I felt them inside the boots, between the suede and the naked skin of my calves. I”
― J.A. Konrath, Dirty Martini