Elephant Bangs Train Quotes

“Some critics may say Noonday was mad. He was not. Toweringly weird, yes--mad, no. He saw that in five years he would attain the Presidency of the University. Form there he could embark on a career leading straight to the White House, that High Seat of the Lie, open only to holders of the Third Degree of Falsehood.”
― William Kotzwinkle, Elephant Bangs Train

“How's it going, man."

"They found a carrot in my brain."

"Sounds like a weird trip.”
― William Kotzwinkle, Elephant Bangs Train