Bro and the Beast 3 Quotes

“That's it. The mere suggestion of one of his seven-meat grinders is enough to push me over the edge I've been teetering on for the past week. I bolt up from my seat and sprint to the bathroom, barely making it to the sink before I start puking up my guts.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“I'm starting to think you might be a little gay, bro." "Oh really?" Devon deadpans, raising an eyebrow. "What gave you that impression?" "Shut up, Devon," I snap, feeling my face heat up with embarrassment. "I'm not gay." Reese holds his hands up defensively and says, "Hey, man, I'm not judging. My cousin is half-gay." "Half-gay?" Devon echoes incredulously. "Do you mean bisexual?" Reese considers this for a moment before shaking his head. "Nah.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Holy shit, his dick is huge," Steve says, his eyes as wide as dinner plates. "The fuck, bro?" Kevin asks, eyeing Steve warily. "Why're you looking at the naked wolfman's dick?" "Are you kidding?" Steven snaps. "That thing is huge, it was looking at me first!”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Oh my God," Devon mutters, rubbing his forehead. "Whose turn is it with the brain cell today? Maybe we can get him in here instead.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“We're doing witchcraft. Brad's a gay furry now," he says, as if those thoughts are somehow remotely connected. And I mean... "Shut up, Reese!" I snap, my face heating up. "I'm not a fucking furry! Can we just get back to the ritual, please?" I ask, trying to regain some semblance of control over the situation.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“But on a scale from shitty rich people restaurants where they serve you one olive seed at a time on fire to TGI Friday's at happy hour, he's a solid Panera Bread.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“God, he's hot. I thought if anything, being back in the real world would help me shake off these feelings, but nope. They're still there, stubborn and gay as ever.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“And you have been looking a little doughy lately.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Is it even possible to be homesick for a person? One who doesn't even exist?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Because no matter where I am, being in Raul's arms is the only place that's ever really felt like home.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Wherever Brad is, and however he was taken from me, I will get him back. Even if I have to tear through the pages of reality itself.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3