The Bite Before Christmas Quotes

“I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree, his name written in big bold letters on the front of it.

Ian might be family, but he still had been a very naughty boy this year.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you."

He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I'm all those things and more."

I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone I'd met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, I'd shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“Guess the honeymoon is over!" Denise muttered once we are outside. "Next I suppose I'll be sleeping in the wet spot..”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer.

Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“Kitten.” The word was rasped so low I almost didn’t hear it above the whoosh of wind. “You have to let me die. Now, while I still have her contained!”

I didn’t know what he meant and I didn’t care. I pulled the knife free, flinging it aside in revulsion. Bones made a ragged noise and his face twisted, as though he were somehow in more pain without the silver in his heart than with it.

“You’re not going to die,” I swore, then pressed my mouth to his for a kiss filled with all the love, pain, fear, and frustration of the past several days.

I was still kissing him when I pulled out my other gun and shot him through the head.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“To family, whether by blood or by affection. We’d all be lesser people without them.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“Ian was egotistical, perverted, and morally bankrupt, but he wasn’t prone to overreacting about anything except involuntary abstinence.”
― Jeaniene Frost, The Bite Before Christmas

“If this is a dream, why aren't I young and handsome for you?"
"You are young and handsome to me," she said huskily, and reached up to slip one hand around his neck. "I like you just the way you are. I find you sexy just as you are. I want you just as your are.”
― Lynsay Sands, The Bite Before Christmas

“Where did your clothes go?”
― Lynsay Sands, The Bite Before Christmas

“She drawled, "I think I'd really like to see that gun of yours later.”
― Lynsay Sands, The Bite Before Christmas