Bro and the Beast 2 Quotes

“I'm captivated by every inch of him and every second that passes, I feel like my straight card is in even greater danger of being pried out of my grasp. Who am I kidding? That shit got revoked when he was buried knot-deep in my ass.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“I—fuck!" he cries, yanking his hand back when I bite down on it. "What the hell, Brad?" "I warned you," I tell him, feeling a tinge of panic when I taste blood.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“He's got a smattering of hair sprinkled across his chest that trails down to his navel before disappearing beneath the waistband of his boxers.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“He’s not apathetic. He’s pissed.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“hadn't just skimmed a bunch of shit to get to the sex.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“Hell, I've gotten screamed at a handful of times for drifting off while a girl was jerking me off.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“loathe the butterflies it stirs up in my stomach even more than I loathe him.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“It's not quite a full house, considering the twins' parents live down the road and my brother-in-law, Rick, is out of town on pack affairs, but that's probably just as well”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“And if anyone could tear his way through the pages of a book and into reality, it's the man in front of me.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“Thanks." "For what?" she asks. "For listening," I say with a shrug. "And not immediately judging." "Oh, I'm definitely judging you," she informs me. "Just not for that." I laugh. "Fair enough.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“This is like that time we all got together and taped Dustin to a chair because he couldn't stop vaping even in the shower, and I'm not fuckin' here for it." Raul blinked at me. "You taped someone to a chair?" "Don't change the subject," I snap. "You planning on having me carted off to a padded cell or something?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“Raul smiles, and I loathe the butterflies it stirs up in my stomach even more than I loathe him. Time to chug an entire can of Raid.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“You're the one who was just telling me our souls are bound together with cosmic superglue or whatever. What happens to me if you get nerfed?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“I feel like a fish out of water. No, not out of water. I feel like a fish in a three-piece suit standing in line at a fucking Costco.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“she's more or less sunshine in a person. Someone around here has to be emotionally stable, I guess.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2