Sexiest Vampire Alive Quotes

“Girl, are you on medication?” Nurse Debra asked.
“No, of course not,” Madison answered impatiently.
“Maybe you should be,” Debra muttered.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Phineas gave Abigail an encouraging smile. “Chillax, dudette. He didn’t want to bite you.”
She wondered if she’d overreacted. “He didn’t?”
“Naw.” Phineas smirked. “He just wanted to jump your bones.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Garrett ran a hand through his hair. “How can you stay the head of the Stake-Out team? Isn’t that a conflict of interest?”
“You expect me to stake myself?” Sean growled.
“I’ve got a nice, big one you can borrow,” Gregori suggested.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Don’t give me the evil eye. You were the one about to star in an X-rated porno flick."-Phineas”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Sean groaned. “What are you thinking? The future of Vamps around the world depends on this, and you’re subjecting those poor innocent girls to a playboy and the self-proclaimed Love Doctor?”
Phineas huffed. “Dude, I can be a perfect gentleman.”
“On what planet?” Sean growled.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“You’re just going to lie there? Sounds kind of boring.”
“Not at all.” He stroked her hair. “I get to hold you. Listen to you breathe. Think.”
She yawned. “About what?” She closed her eyes.
“Keeping you warm.” He tucked the comforter around her. “Keeping you safe.” Her breaths deepened, and her body relaxed against him.
He kissed the top of her head. “Keeping you mine.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“How could everything go so wrong so fast? For goodness’ sake, she was only looking for a few plants. But instead, she’d found a whole village of mind-controlled slaves and a whole army of acrobatic kung fu vampires.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“I'm too sexy for my cape...”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Did those ladies claim that I slept with them?”
“No.” She shook her head, and her blush deepened. “But they want to. Along with hundreds of others.”
“Hundreds?” He tried not to laugh. “I’m not much of a playboy, am I, if I’ve neglected to sleep with hundreds of willing victims?”
She tilted her head, considering. “That would depend on how large a pool of volunteers you started off with.”
He lifted his eyebrows. Did she think he was operating in the thousands?”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive

“Frowning, Garrett ran a hand through his hair. “How can you stay the head of the Stake-Out team? Isn’t that a conflict of interest?”
“You expect me to stake myself?” Sean growled.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, Sexiest Vampire Alive