All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend Quotes

“You’re not out of the doghouse yet, you know…” “That’s good,” I say as images of four-legged furry creatures fill my mind, “because we don’t even f’teeing know what dogs are.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Shutting the door gently behind me, I remove my jacket, ball it up, and scream into it. After my incredibly mature outburst”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“You are my entire reason for existence.” He throws his head back. “You are my home. I am a shell without you, and I will keep you safe until my dying breath!”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“You look like shit, affectionately.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I’m here, my heart,” I tell her, kissing her eyelids, and holding her tighter than I ever have before.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I love you too.” I mean it with my whole fucking chest.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“You have the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen,”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“You’re my mate. I would burn this planet to the ground if you asked me. Love you? Of course I do, but there’s so much more than that. There’s a feeling beyond love, beyond the mate bond, that I don’t know how to put into words.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Look at me.” Jessy points her pointer and middle fingers at her eyes. “I’m no one’s fucking human. I’m Jessy Whitley, and those”—she points to the ship’s wreckage—“those are my girls. So, how are we going to help them?”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Here I am, naked and horny, in front of an alien with a rock-hard cock that I’ve tied to a bed. Sometimes it’s amazing the twists and turns your life takes.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I won't ever let anyone hurt you ever again.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I don't care about germs." Jessy crosses her arms. "But I care about you, dammit!”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I would kill him if you let me." "I know.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I fucking love the way this jerk tastes, but I’d never admit it to him.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I don’t want to be beautiful. I want to be smart, I want to be resourceful, I want to be useful.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“She’s beautiful,” I whisper into Seth’s side. “She is nothing compared to you,” he scoffs.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Touch my mate and die. It’s simple—yet effective.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Never in my life have I seen anything more beautiful.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“Sorry, your eyes reminded me of the chapel stone for a moment…the green is a very specific color. It's thought to be one of the most beautiful colors in the universe,”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“I had been accommodating the way the rest of the world thought and interacted my entire fucking life. Would it kill anyone to accommodate me?”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend

“There’s no worse feeling than being excited to share something you think is cool and be met with bored or annoyed faces.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend