South of Heaven Quotes

“Please allow me to introduce myself," the horrible monster said. "I'm a man of wealth and taste." He smiled the most hideous smile and laughed a laugh that loosened her bowels.”
― Erin Louis, South of Heaven

“Afraid I might catch fire,” she said, regretting the joke in an instant. She was some kind of asshole, making jokes at the gates of Heaven. It was like she wanted to go to Hell. “Yes, of course I have. I have seen the error of my ways. My bad. I love me some Jesus, God, and the holy Casper.”
― Erin Louis, South of Heaven