Last Minion Standing Quotes

“The second thing which made speechless--a state my dad would have found amusing--was the fact Mr. Hunky gave me a masculine grin--a naughty one which made me cream my panties--and said in a velvety baritone, “Run along, sweetheart. I’ve got this.”

Me, one of Hell’s most successful bounty hunters, dismissed with a smile and a wave of his hand. His treatment made me want to tear his pants off and ride him like a cowgirl--I mean, he’d called me sweetheart, how hot was that?--while at the same time making me see red. I’m gonna wipe the smirk off his face. Then I’m gonna kiss him. Then..”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“a girl should be able to back up a “No” in case it wasn’t heard.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“Thank Satan’s scientists for inventing the birth control pill.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“Damn, did I need a fan or, even better, a really cold ice pack for my crotch.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“I threw myself on my father, burrowing my face into his chest. “Whom do I need to kill?” he asked in a voice dripping with frost.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“I needed a shower with my detachable sprayer. In my opinion, every girl should have one for her cleansing pleasure.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“That was my bounty you stole.” He scoffed at me. I know. I was surprised I didn’t kill him either. “Please, a cute little thing like you a bounty hunter?” I restrained myself from preening. Me, cute and little? Damned smooth talker. But pretty words wouldn’t allow him to escape my wrath. “Don’t you use flattery to cloud the issue. I was assigned this bounty by the Hellacious Office of Escapees.” More shortly known as HOE.”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing

“How about you have a contest?” “What? For a name or a minion?” “Why not both? We’ll setup a Hellbook fan page with pics of you doing superhero stuff and let the denizens of Hades choose your name. And at the same time, we’ll put out word we’re accepting applications to become your sidekick.” “Minion,”
― Eve Langlais, Last Minion Standing