Can't Swim, Can't Ride, Can't Run Quotes

“A compulsory safety briefing. Did the organizers know something I didn't? Was it really that unsafe that they had to warn us? Would there be a solicitor present checking that my will was up to date? Was triathlon secretly a government scheme to reduce the population by having those of a less than full mental capacity willing go to their depths in mass suicide disguised as a sporting challenge?”
― Andy Holgate, Can't Swim, Can't Ride, Can't Run: From Common Man to Ironman