Dear Cthulhu Quotes

“I recently got my wife to take me back, which is good because I don’t like to work and she supports me when we’re together.”
― Patrick Thomas, Dear Cthulhu: Good Advice For Bad People

“I could fix the two of you up, assuming you don’t mind the fact that he is into sadism and just got out of jail for accidentally leaving his last lover tied up in a basement for two months.”
― Patrick Thomas, Dear Cthulhu: Good Advice For Bad People

“Cthulhu takes vow breaking very seriously. If they will break a vow to their spouse, what is to keep them from breaking their vows to Cthulhu? Besides pain and torture followed by a horrible death and an eternity of pain.)”
― Patrick Thomas, Dear Cthulhu: Good Advice For Bad People