Free Wheeling Quotes

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”
― Ogden Nash, Free Wheeling

“Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby,
Which accounts for the success of such plays as the Irish Rose of Abie,
The idea apparently being that just by being fruitful
You are doing something beautiful,
Which if it is true
Means that the common housefly is several million times more beautiful than me or you.”
― Ogden Nash, Free Wheeling