Prince of Dorkness Quotes

“I've glued the letter directly into my diary, as it's so staggeringly imbecilic that any attempt to summarize its contents would make my brain leak out through my ears.”
― Tim Collins, Prince of Dorkness

“Hear that, Mr. De Pfeffel Cantab or whatever your name is? That's the sound of the villa in the South of France you could have bought crumbling to dust.”
― Tim Collins, Prince of Dorkness