Agents of Light and Darkness Quotes

“It's tucked away in a quiet corner, shadowed and obscured, no part of the Nightside's usual bright gaudy neon noir. It doesn't advertise and it doesn't care if you habitually pass by on the other side. It's just there for when you need it. Dedicated to the patron saint of lost causes, St. Jude's is an old old place... St. Jude's isn't a place for comfort for frills and fancies and the trappings of religion. just a place where you can talk to your god and sometimes get an answer.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back.
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― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“Though we nearly lost everything last month, when the mainframe got possessed by Sumerian demons, and we had to call in a technodruid to exorcise it. I’d never heard language like that before, and even after it was all over, the office still smelled of burning mistletoe for weeks. And I might add that the computer Helpline people were no bloody use at all.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“It's only a short step from a burning bush to a burning heretic, after all. I try not to bother God, and hope He'll do me the same courtesy.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“This,' I explained to the Demon Lordz, 'is Suzy Shooter. Also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh, Christ, it's her, run.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“If they could only have gathered their thoughts for a moment, they would have known these fears weren’t real,”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“Elvis, as we all know, was so full of pills when he died they had to bury him in a coffin with a childproof lid. By the time he died, the man’s system was saturated with every weird drug under the sun, including several he had made up specially. So my appalling friends sneaked into Graceland under cover of a heavy-duty camouflage spell, dug up Elvis’s body, and replaced it with a simulacrum. Then they scampered back home with their prize. You can see where this is going, can’t you? They cremated Elvis’s body, collected the ashes, and smoked them. The word is, there’s no high like … a pinch of Elvis.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness

“So much for the element of surprise,” I said. She sniffed. “I’d rather have the element of naked threat any day.”
― Simon R. Green, Agents of Light and Darkness