Getting It On With Gargoyles Quotes

“I’m in a fucking gargoyle nest. Gargoyles have nests. And it’s the best, most comfy dog bed on a platform.”
― Hazel Mack, Getting It On With Gargoyles

“You’re still gonna like me, right? Even if I turn out to be some kind of weird iguana lady. Or an abominable snowwoman. Or—” “None of that would faze me,” he agrees with a seductive smile. “Sounds like fun.”
― Hazel Mack, Getting It On With Gargoyles

“I’m sure I’ve got a concussion because a gargoyle just whacked another gargoyle in front of me. But instead of running like a normal person or clinging tightly to my sisters in the other room, I’m sitting here. Watching them make margaritas.”
― Hazel Mack, Getting It On With Gargoyles