Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette Quotes
Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth – Hilarious Insider Secrets for Passing as a Texan
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“Balls, like imagination, seem to shrivel with age.”
― Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth
― Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth
“The written test for the campus police at the University of Texas at Austin in the 1960s asked applicants the shape of their excrement to evaluate their ability to be observant.”
― Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth
― Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth
