Encyclopaedia of Hell Quotes

“HANDCUFFS (hănd kŭfs) n. Trendy techno-pop jewelry worn by the poor.”
― Martin Olson, Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual For Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It

“HALLUCINATION (hə lū sə nā shən) n. The tingle of happiness when two humans fall in love. See Agreement; God; Laughter; Love; Marriage; Oasis; Optimism; Progress; Supreme Being.”
― Martin Olson, Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual For Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It

“HADES (hā dēz) n. To those with eyes to see, the surface of the Earth.”
― Martin Olson, Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual For Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It